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Firing a weapon. Don't cry-ee, don't sigh-ee, there's a silver lining in the sky-ee. Bonsiour old thing, cheerio chin-chin, napootoodle-oo, good-bye- ee.

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Life in the Women's Army Corps, Aileen Kilgore Henderson We had a beautiful March Out to classes yesterday — early in the morning, everybody feeling good, and the band Sometimes our food is punk here — like tonight. Wonderful Tonight Lyrics: It's late in the evening / She's wonderin' what clothes to wear / She puts on her And I say, "Yes, girl, you look wonderful tonight". Return of real female soldiers looking good (25 HQ Photos) Striking amazing pictures about anything Female Soldier, Women In Combat, #hair #beauty # beautiful #instagood #instafashion #pretty #girly #pink #girl #girls .. Give Me a Cowboy Any Day — Why Today's Metrosexual Male Is Unattractive to Women.

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Up to your waist in gonight, up to your eyes in slush, using the kind of language that makes the sergeant blush, Who wouldn't join the army? That's what we all enquire. Don't we pity the poor civilian sitting by the fire. Chorus Oh, oh, oloking it's a lovely war. Who wouldn't be a soldier, eh? Oh it's a shame to take the pay.

As soon as reveille has gone we soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight just as heavy as lead, but we never get up till the sergeant brings our breakfast up to bed. The circumstances of wartime services life favour the emergence of folk narrators and entertainers working within a tradition that depends on such talents and such a milieu.

The men who sang the songs cited in this study did so without much reliance on published sources. They learned their words by listening to simonswald horny moms lonely performances of others, or they relied on hand-written copies of lyrics made by their originators or by those in the originators' audiences, 25 and they made use of simple, well-known tunes that could be remembered easily and which did not require any special musical skill to reproduce.

They were dependent on the spoken word because they had soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight no access to print media; there were no transistorized radios or portable record players; they were temporarily obliged to live closely together in isolated communities; and though much of what they sang was abrasive, comic and crudely demotic, it was tolerated and uncensored. The chief locale for these activities was the training camp, the troopship or the unit billet or bivouac behind the lines, but this did not impose any limitations on the spread of material from one tobight to another, from one generation to another, and even from one country to.

Some soldiers' songs can be seen as a kind of secular prayer because they either convey a plea whats the mature adult match in seeing where it goes salvation from distress or they make use of well-known hymn tunes soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight "The Church's One Foundation", "Holy, Holy, Holy" and "Onward Christian Soldiers" that were a familiar part of the tonlght culture of the British soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight.

In this was still embedded in an active tradition of Christian worship and a 19th century evangelical movement that was not only a source of inspiration to believers, but also offered comfort to the downtrodden and oppressed. In modern times the tradition of religious worship may have lost much of its widespread currency, though, interestingly, a popular refrain among U. Certainly osldier British and Commonwealth soldiers in World War 2 a repertoire of hymns like "He Careth for Me" and "When the Roll is Called up Yonder" were a regular part of the brief interdenominational services that were held by the Salvation Army and Tknight and were enjoyed as part of the social life of most military camps.

This is not to deny that some soldiers may have been sustained osldier a personal religious faith, but the majority would never publicly or in any way openly express themselves in formal prayer.

Yet many ribald parodies contain direct echoes of this tradition of Christian prayer and belief in the possibility of deliverance from danger and evil. As songs rather than mundane words they signalled a degree of reassurance and even affirmation when confronted by experiences and terrors for which no women want nsa Oakdale Tennessee explanation seemed adequate.

Hymn tunes were thus a cultural vehicle for the long and deadly struggle to survive of the ordinary soldier. So, "The Soldier's Prayer" has been a traditional part of the repertoire of the rank and-file British soldier soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight at least years.

Although it contains soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight sentiment it is essentially an appeal for deliverance from over-bearing and hated authority. The combined-operations basis involving a soldier and a sailor, and the abusive reference to "our Queen" suggest Victorian origins, perhaps during the Crimea campaign.

However, it was still being sung in this form in 2NZEF in Now the next thing we'll pray for, we'll pray for some cunt. And if we only get some it will make us all grunt, And if we have one cunt may we also have ten, May we have a fucking knockshop, said the sailor, Amen!

Now the next thing we'll pray for, we'll pray for our Queen, To us a bloody old bastard she's been, And if she has one son, may she also have ten, May she have a bloody regiment, said the sailor, Amen! Soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight all you young officers and NCOs too, With your hands in your pockets and fuck-all to do, When you stand on street corners abusing us men, May the Lord come down and fuck you all, said the sailor, Amen!

The singing of such songs, particularly when they are directed against specific targets, may be regarded as a demonstration of traditional liberties of criticism and insult, exemplified in Roman soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight in the form of satirical songs against Julius Caesar sex japan show his soldiers married women looking for men in bangalore accused him of "having fed them nothing but cabbages".

The presentation fijian sex stories one's unit as a band of ignominious, self-seeking cowards rather than as valiantbattlefield heroes, is a self-inflicted insult as well as a comic demolition of the entire military enterprise. Karno was an English music hall comedian during World War 1 who specialized in the portrayal of comic inefficiency.

Another unheroic caricature of military life called "The Foreskin Fusiliers" could be heard among British troops in World War 2. A formidable enemy can be psychologically diminished by investing it with ludicrous and demeaning imagery. Throughout World War 2, British and commonwealth troops sang to the tune of "Colonel Bogey" a marching song which alleged that the Nazi leadership was sexually abnormal.

The following doggerel verse, collected from 2NZEF servicemen inis another example of strategic cursing and insult directed at an enemy. Originally entitled "Kaiser Wilhelm, Son of Satan" and of Soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight War 1 origins, 30 it contains a number of Australian slang expressions and has similarities to the Australian folk recitation "The Bastard from the Bush".

Some of the licensed obscenities of soldiers may be grounded in a folk belief about the advisability of soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight away any compliment with a deprecatory remark that might serve to ward off the evil eye.

Soldiers by the hazardous nature of their trade have a sharp interest in the techniques of averting danger by such devices, hence the carrying of bitches Scamander id and good luck charms, the naming of weapons, aircraft and ships in affectionate easily identifiable and reassuring terms along with the performance of pre-combat rituals in the hope that "correct", carefully planned behavior will avert misfortune.

Certainly the moving thread that runs through all such material is the presentation of life as an ironic, comic and sometimes violently savage fantasy. The uninhibited environment of the services in World War 2 allowed not sexy Pearl girls the open expression of the sexual folklore of the era revolving round such mythic figures of the erotic imagination as Tiger Lily, Lulu the Zulu, Eskimo Nell, Salome, Charlotte the Harlot, the Winnipeg Whore and Frau Wirtin but it also encouraged the composition of many songs that directly reflected the troops' own immediate frustrations and obsessions.

One of soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight most famous was "King Farouk". Sung widely throughout the British Eighth Army, to the tune of "Salaam el Malik" the Egyptian national anthemthis expressed typical working class reactions towards free chat rooms for singles over 50 corrupt, inequitable regime as well as the sexual fantasies of a male sub-culture excited by the glamorous trappings of female royalty.

Farouk as despotic tyrant symbolized the fact that all the power and wealth of Egypt rested in the hands of about five per cent of the population. His Queen, the youthful, shapely and attractive Farida, was an object of sexual fantasy in which she was depicted as being wholly subservient to the despot to the extent of practicing prostitution at his command, on condition that he received the money.

She could thus be taken to represent the remaining 95 per cent of the population who owned practically nothing in the material sense, and who had virtually no hope of improving their station in life. Queen Farida, Queen Farida, All the boys want to ride. But they never had a chance Their ambition to enhance; Stanna shwya, pull your wire, King Farouk, bardin. Now the poor little Queen's Got another pup 41 to wean, Kwise kateer, mungariya, Shufti kush, bardin. These disparaging references to Farouk as an over-weight pimp also place this song in the medieval tradition of flyting or "contest-in-insult".

Some writers attribute "Venal Vera" to Quentin Reynolds, the famous Canadian war correspondent who was supposed to have composed it at the request of British security officials concerned about the espionage problem in Cairo, but a New Zealand informant states that he heard a version sung at a guest night in a Royal Air Force mess in Cairo by a subaltern in the 11th Hussars in Whatever the case, the song refers to the sexual licence of life in wartime Cairo and expresses some of the frontline soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight contempt for soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight behaviour of the staff in rear areas.

A chain of doggerel-verse soldier looking for a lovely lady tonight topical-song writers generated images of the sort of female company that troops encountered in foreign territories. Russell at Camp Lee, Virginia. Now the theme of this ditty concerns not a city But yes -- you've guessed it -- a girl; Though she's lousy with vermin and built like a Sherman, 49 Her smile's full of mother-of-pearl. Here's to Tina the belle signorina, The toast of the Isle of Capri!

She brought hot Newark New Jersey granny and glory in song and story, Her love, like her life, has horny women Angouleme free.

While that husband is missing 50 She doesn't waste kissing On fishermen down by the sea; For the G. The sexual excesses and the heat and filth of Egypt were critically described in several songs and recitations that were current in the British Eighth Army in World War 2. One of these was "The Anzac's Farewell to Egypt". This is probably of Australian origins in World War 1, but it was still being sung by New Zealand troops over 20 years later.

One night as I strolled down the Berkha, That horrible street of ill fame, Got to know all the dirty old harlots, Got to know them all by their names.